[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (2-0) defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers (0-2), 122-103
[赛后]骑士103-122勇士，库里9记三分砍33+7+9，KD26+9+7，詹姆斯29+9+13，勇士2-0骑士
[–]WizardsGospelWords 166 指標 3 分鐘前
When Steph keeps bombing threes from way downtown and there's nothing you can do about it
奇才球迷：当库里一直扔进超远三分的时候，你只能束手无策目瞪口呆了。
[–]76ersChampionOfTheSunAhhh 41 指標 11 分鐘前
Kevin Love memes are popping off
76人球迷：乐福要成为新一代梗王了。
[–]Pelicanshak091 14 指標 3 分鐘前
You can give Curry the FMVP now.
鹈鹕球迷A：现在就可以把FMVP颁给库里了！
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosethatdude0125 23 指標 4 分鐘前
I think JR already took that home
公牛球迷：我觉得JR已经把这奖杯领回家了。
[–]NBAjspsfx 6 指標 7 分鐘前
When Steph is hitting turnaround double rainbows all the way across the sky the league is fucked.
当库里的转身三分就像彩虹一样划破天际坠入网窝的时候，全联盟就躺好被日吧。
[–]LakersDeadToWrites 18 指標 11 分鐘前
Steph was surprisingly bad in the paint tonight but he shot so lights out from distance it didn't matter. Also shoutout to KD for playing well on both ends and not forcing shots like he did in game 1
湖人球迷A：今晚库里在油漆区的手感糟糕得令人惊讶，但是这也无所谓，因为他的三分太牛逼了。而且，为杜兰特打call，他今天攻防两端表现出色，也没有像G1一样各种强行出手。
[–]Pelicanshak091 185 指標 4 分鐘前
Shoutout to McGee and Livingston shooting 11/11.
Warriors Big 3 did their thing but these 2 played some really good minutes.
鹈鹕球迷B：麦基和利文斯顿11投全中，牛逼！
勇士三巨头表现出色，但是这两位角色球员也打的很好！
[–]Warriors BandwagonIAmATable 22 指標 7 分鐘前
Livingston 9/9 in the finals so far, really impressive
勇士球迷A：利文斯顿总决赛至今9投9中，很强啊。
[–][GSW] Baron Davisjetveritech 14 指標 7 分鐘前
Dubs are a slow start team but Javale was the engine in the opening minutes, great game tonight for him
勇士球迷B：我勇是一支慢热的球队，但是今天开场麦基成为了球队的引擎，他今晚打的真好。
[–]packersSB53champs 127 指標 10 分鐘前
MVPs of the series so far:
Game 1: JR Smith
Game 2: Kendrick Perkins
Game 3: ????
Game 4: ????
Game 5/6/7: n/a
系列赛以来的每场MVP：
G1:JR-史密斯；
G2:肯德里克-帕金斯；
G3:？？？
G4:？？？
G5-7:用不着了。
[–]CavaliersJuanitoTheBuck 6 指標 9 分鐘前
What did Perkins do?
骑士球迷A：帕金斯咋了？
[–]TimberwolvesMohacas 14 指標 7 分鐘前
Awakened the Skyfucker
森林狼球迷A：他唤醒了库日天啊……
[–]BullsImRBJ 31 指標 10 分鐘前
This all Kendrick Perkins fault
全是帕金斯的错！
[–]CelticsConor27 48 指標 5 分鐘前*
the cavs bench plus JR had 16 points before garbage time, shaun livingston and javale mcgee combined for 22 points. cleveland definitely had a chance in this one had their bench not played like shit in the first half.
凯尔特人球迷A：骑士的板凳加上JR在垃圾时间之前总共拿下16分，利文斯顿和麦基就合砍22分了。要是他们的替补球员上半场打的不那么垃圾，骑士队这场是有机会的。
[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonKobe_to_Boston 113 指標 5 分鐘前
JR forgot the score in Game 1 and forgot how to play basketball in Game 2.
猛龙球迷A：JR第一场忘记了比分，第二场忘记了怎么打球。
[–]Cavaliershastler17 91 指標 6 分鐘前
When the Cavs are missing wide open 3s and the Warriors are shooting that well, it's an L
骑士球迷B：我骑空位三分通通不进，而他勇手感火热，你告诉我怎么赢。
[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 375 指標 57 分鐘前
图注：哦哦！你个白痴，你刚刚被库日天安排了！
[–][DEN] Nate RobinsonNikolaiBullcry 62 指標 1小時前
Steph Skyfucker, ladies and gentleman.
掘金球迷A：ladies and 乡亲们，库日天登场了！
[–][TOR] Norman PowellWatchadoinfoo 43 指標 1小時前
The Cavs play the Warriors like the Raptors play the Cavs
猛龙球迷B：勇士就像骑士安排我龙一样把骑士安排得明明白白。
[–][POR] Zach CollinsKazekid 88 指標 7 分鐘前
I was kind of worried about Jordan Clarkson making a basket in garbage and getting more unnecessary confidence but looking back that i shouldn't have worried
开拓者球迷A：我有点担心克拉克森垃圾时间蒙进一球然后自信心xjb爆棚，但是看了比赛，我多虑了。
[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 18 指標 5 分鐘前*
Last time (before today) Clarkson had an assist, the Raptors were still alive
凯尔特人球迷B：上次克拉克森送出助攻的时候，猛龙队还没被淘汰呢。
[–][POR] Zach CollinsKazekid 162 指標 35 分鐘前
Forget "the Raptors", just say “raptors"
开拓者球迷A：什么猛龙啊，明明是小萌龙嘛。
[–]Raptorsdmix 3 指標 13 分鐘前
Hey, you... guy. Not cool.
猛龙球迷C：你们这些坏人……小拳拳打你们胸口哦。
[–][DEN] Nate RobinsonNikolaiBullcry 22 指標 35 分鐘前
He left his talent back at Staples.
掘金球迷B：克拉克森把天赋都留在了斯台普斯。
[–][TOR] Andrea BargnaniSighworthy 686 指標 39 分鐘前
JR with the bounce back game of the century dropping a cool 5 points on 9 shots.
猛龙球迷D：JR打出世纪最强王者归来之战，9次出手狂砍5分。
[–]Kingsrattlemebones 307 指標 47 分鐘前
At least JR knew who was up in the fourth this game.
至少今天第四节的时候JR知道谁领先呢。
[–]LakersMolestingLester 74 指標 46 分鐘前
I’m not so sure he did.
湖人球迷B：呃，你确定他知道吗？
[–][MIN] Nikola Pekovicnofucsgiven 112 指標 36 分鐘前
Needs to be benched
森林狼球迷B：JR打替补去吧！
[–][CHA] Kemba Walkermultiple4 18 指標 24 分鐘前
That might be risky though. Dropping a player low on confidence to even lower. I feel like they need him to perform if they want to have a chance in this series. On the other hand, maybe someone else could perform better, I just don't know who.
黄蜂球迷：但是这样做很有风险，会让一个已经自信心不足的球员更加低落。我觉得骑士想在系列赛里面有所作为，必须期待JR的爆发。另一方面，可能其他人上首发会表现更好，但是我不知道谁会。
[–]YoungJebediah 305 指標 55 分鐘前
JR's blunder looking more and more brutal by the day
今天看来，JR上一场的失误实在是太伤了。
[–]Warriorsking_of_the_tinfoil 140 指標 52 分鐘前
It's definitely going to be the defining moment from this finals. Hell, from this season probably.
勇士球迷C：那将会是总决赛的决定性时刻。好吧，应该是这个赛季的决定性时刻。
[–]LakersTheCoxer 142 指標 47 分鐘前
Probably for his entire career. No one gonna remember the clutch 3's in game 7 of 2016 finals to save their season. They're just gonna remember this one moment where he screwed his team out of potentially taking home court against the Warriors.
湖人球迷C：有可能是他整个生涯的决定性时刻。没人会记得16年总决赛G7他拯救球队的关键三分。人们只会记得他因为自己的失误而毁掉了球队面对勇士夺得主场优势的宝贵机会。
[–]Raptors905UserNotFound 718 指標 48 分鐘前
图注：JR-史密斯：上场31分钟9投2中，这是不是做出了贡献？
[–][MIN] Nikola Pekovicnofucsgiven 51 指標 46 分鐘前
I'd like to see more of Korver
森林狼球迷C：想看科沃尔获得更多上场时间。
[–]MavericksGarrotxa 106 指標 40 分鐘前
Korver can't get space. When he's in he is playing terribly. GS has way too good of a defense for a slow 37 year old.
This series isn't about match-ups or coaching decisions; it's about a raw talent differential that we all knew couldn't be overcome. We still know that.
科沃尔得不到空间的。他上场之后表现很糟糕。勇士队防这个37岁的老将太有心得了。
这个系列赛重要的不是对位和教练的决定；重要的是人人皆知的难以逾越的天赋鸿沟。我们都知道这个。
[–]EastMarch1st 393 指標 50 分鐘前
Nobody on the Warriors had a negative +/- tonight. Wow.
没有一名勇士球员的正负值是负的。哇哦。
[–]Knicks TankswagonRobbobertoBuii 98 指標 46 分鐘前
good team right there
这个队打的还不错。
[–]BullsthisisGLADOS 73 指標 39 分鐘前
Maybe in a few years they could be competitive in the playoffs.
是啊，没准过几年他们就能在季后赛有所作为了。
[–]HeatOnly_Wears_GymShorts 121 指標 54 分鐘前
JaVale McGee is two wins away from being a 2-time NBA Champion
麦基离成为两冠得主只差两场胜利了。
[–]LakersTwowheelsquiddy 46 指標 44 分鐘前
Shit he played like one today!! Foreal though he did way better than a lot of the Cavs role players. He played his role well, played good d and got easy buckets.
他今天打的就像是冠军球员啊我去！港真，他打的比一大堆骑士角色球员都好。他出色的完成了自己的任务，防守也很好，饼也吃了不少。
[–]ClydeMan1992 64 指標 56 分鐘前
This is what happens when LeBron doesn't get 50 points on 70% TS
这就是当詹姆斯没有以70%的真实命中率拿下50分的时候会发生什么。
[–][GSW] Kevon LooneyLordBolton 266 指標 51 分鐘前
Lebron needs to sacrifice a teammate before game three to activate his Mangekyo Sharingan
勇士球迷D：勒布朗需要在G3之前牺牲一名队友来激活他的万花筒写轮眼模式。[译注1]
[译注1]：万花筒写轮眼，出自火影忍者，经受了巨大的负面情感（如亲眼目睹深爱之人的死亡） 产生了特殊的查克拉才能开启。
[–]GhoullyX 98 指標 50 分鐘前
Too bad he has to sacrifice someone he actually cares about.
好难过呀，他必须牺牲一个他真正在乎的人。
[–]76ersInboardPG 25 指標 42 分鐘前
Shoulda kept Wade smh
哎，应该留下韦德的。
